Drawing on comics

So without enrolling into Jeffrey Brown's comic class
I decided to pretend.

Here's my comics.
I'll title them, coz my writings messy yo.

You found it where?! - At the train station, I think it's a clock.

I know I've got cancer, I'm just putting on a brave face. - Why?

Hey, it's Sunday twit!

Cheer up, it might never happen. - Fuck, so I'll be a virgin forever, great.

Where'd you get those eggs? - Buried in the sand, I'm gonna sleep on them.

You stole my fucking pen again. - No, No Please!

I'm sure you'll find a new group of friends. - It was only me anyway.

Really? I'm sure you're making that up.

and he was all like. - mmm. and I was all like. - yep

Uh, where'd you get that kid from Steve?

Remember that house you lent me, uh, well it kinda burnt down. - Was anyone hurt?..... Oh, you fucker!

You aren't on the Italian team, now do the dishes!

please adore me on my belated birthday

My that sounds rather needy.

[insert dialogue beginning with
"I was going to make you a card" and
ending in "just give it to me on the
next blue moon"]

[insert blue moon lyrics into head]

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

Blue moon, you saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart, without a love of my own
Blue moon, you knew just what I was there for
You heard me saying a prayer for
Someone I really could care for

And then there suddenly appeared before me
The only one my arms will hold
I heard somebody whisper please adore me

And when I looked, the moon had turned to gold
Blue moon, now I'm no longer alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

I'm not sure what to think about
people who tell you they have gifts
for you, but
don't give them
to you
on your belated birthday
or ever
because they weren't talking
to you at the time
but now kind of are
29 days ago I was 30.

The only thing I want for my
birthday is a few
well behaved friends.
and a home made card.

It's just a step to the right.

Versus the state, with the bated breath of the world.

 

Listen here.

September 30th at 8.55am

is 22.55pm Thursday 30th September in MELBOURNE, AU

or 

is 13.55pm Thursday 30th September in LONDON, UK

Raaahhhhh

Boo.

Scully cat is now 8 years old.

Say hello!

I've many names for Scully.

Sculls

Skitty

Skittle

Kittle

Kitty

Duck face

Cat face

Pup

Pip Squeek

Slinky

Popeye

When I was at my sister's house

visting my niece and nephew,

My sister was calling my nephew chop,

and I said "you call him chop?"

she replied

"He's chop and she's angel chop".

cute.

Favourite things to do at work.

1. tend my terrarium
2. give people presents
3. make many cups of coffee that i will only take 3 sips out of
4. spill coffee, (see above)
5. shop online
6. crossword/target word
7. daily otter (google it)
8. chat with my pod pals
9. say no lots
10. hometime

Made this deer head for A's house.

Annoyingly it's better made than my one.

My terrarium has been given a make over, 

by desktop blitz.

Baby tears, a fimo mushroom, pebbles 

and a worm that I found in the playground.

Hot town, summer in the city

Anyone who doesn't love the eels
is a fool.

You never really know what you're
going to get when you see the eels.

Weirdly,
mid-winter,
Melbourne,
he pulled out some summer hits.

I wish I can remember more of this gig.
Any gig.

My heart is beating like a jungle drum

and it's not from love, 

it's from fear of doing 

something else wrong.

NOBODY IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOU FEEL THIS WAY.

Sometimes people don't understand
that when they're stressed, or emotional,
they take some people down with them.

Imagine coming home
not knowing what kind of mood
they're in.
Are you going to have a nice day,
is something you do going to upset them?

That's what it feels like to go to work sometimes.

NOTHING IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOU FEEL THIS WAY.

This, because I am going to the gym instead of the football.
Phah!

Distraction is an obstruction for the construction.

Finished my crochet blanket at last.
It weighs 1.8kgs.
My new niece was 3.1kgs.
Just over half the weight of a new baby.

It's now Spring.

I think I liked those photos of Byron Bay so much,
because of the light.
The light in the aperture
making bright clear shots.

You don't get that in Melbourne much.
Sorry for the darkness in this picture,
I will re-photograph on a sunny day.



What next?

Maybe I'll learn the drums.

Wedding Cake

Homemade paper wedding cake

The little hellojett story.

Evening.

Red Boat

Flower dress

Beanie

Coming home

Byron Bay

Byron Bay

Byron Bay

Coolangatta

Well happy fucking congratulations.

You can say what you want, you're forgiven
Well happy fucking congratulations
Well, everyone, everyone wins


Ah man I love this band so so so much.