Monday, 28 September 2009

What can you do with a sentimental heart?


"Stop giving me the eye."

Happy Monday.

Or not.

Friday, 25 September 2009

Déjà vu

I was just about to say
that I had fallen in love again,
but I've seen Vikki Chu's art work before.
I think the Supermarket picture
was in the New Yorker this year?

Well worth the visit:-
http://vikkichu.blogspot.com/



Wednesday, 23 September 2009

In the future the internet will be fast.

And I thought I'd seen it all.

New verification to prove that you
aren't a machine:



I like it.

Thursday, 17 September 2009

The chase is better than the catch. (or Comments are better than the article)

I wore my mood ring today,
to which M said -
when I asked what the colour meant
-"It means you're moody".

Quick Google search:
As often, the comments are better than the article...

Hey, I just bought this new mood ring and it never changes color. Am I always in the same mood or is my mood ring just broken?

By Kirk
2007-06-25 21:19:32


Kirk? I would like to assume that
he also wears eyeliner and has an emo fringe.

I am wearing a mood ring right now, and I am very sad right now, but it shows no color of sadness? Is my mood ring a fake?

By Lulu
2008-05-26 19:09:51


Lulu, you're a fake!
Is that even your real name?


Why use mood rings instead of saying it ourselves?

By Abigail
2009-05-25 21:17:51


Good call Abigail,
I'm on top of the world.

Mood rings are awesome. I have one on and it always says that I am lovable.

By Sammy
2009-08-07 19:54:38


Pah!


Um hey everyone, My name is Courtney I just started wearing my ring last week and every time i look at it it's a different color what does that mean?

By Scott
2008-08-09 18:46:25


Courtney or Scott...
I change my name according
to the colour of my ring.

Tuesday, 8 September 2009

Most of my favourite people are on telly.

A favourite song.
L.E.S Artistes - Santogold


Comment:
WTF did I just watch??
Love the song... but .... nothing..
WTF did I just watch? I am really..
Random just jizzed on the screen.


Random just jizzed on the screen.
Him? Who?
I love the word jizzed.

Today I also love how Cook
in Skins says;
I focking lowve et. Man.

I've become so attached to Skins,
I'm sad that Series 3 has been and gone...

Remember Sid ahhh.
Ahhh Sid and Cassie...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXWftgXYAzQ
How I miss them.

Hilarity today:
D - Looks at my Terrarium,
and sings...
"Hey, you're playing with my terrarium
Stop playing with my terrarium".
(My Delerium, Ladyhawke).

Monday, 7 September 2009

Birdhouse in your soul.



Now we're going to do tai chi
smoke a pipe
and think about tai chi.

Fucking hilarious.

And the real one,
which has been on my mind since
Monday.






javascript:void(0)


Okay I'm over it now.

I can't believe it's [still Monday].

Monday.
Monday Monday Monday.
Monday.
Monday.

Like Bird in the wee hours
of the morning.
Monday now doesn't look right.

I have been looking at illustration
blogs all day.

John Alan Birch.

I like it a lot.

I've got a crazy headache,
I went here for a
last week, well 2 of them, and a third on Wednesday.
despite my putting more toxins
in my body, cheese, chocolate, pizza, crisps...
a lot of toxins are coming out.
Which is why I have a constant headache.

I highly recommend it.
Why did I mention it?
Oh because I'm dizzy.
I've eaten a 120gram packet of
soy crisps today and
4 cups of coffee.
I'm probably hungry,
but I don't feel it.

Oh yeah illustration.
So I was thinking,
I have a website
called hellojett.com
which has nothing on it.
And I was thinking that maybe
I should [put something on it].

I was supposed to do a Christmas swap,
where I took photos of Christmasey things
around my town and put it into a nice album.
But that's been cancelled.
So maybe I should do it anyway.

Should've-Would've-Could've
probably wont.

Things could have turned out differently

If I hadn't drank too many
cups of coffee today,
I wouldn't be laying awake now
listening to the rain pour down.
I would never have known it even was.

I was laying here wondering if
I shouldn't just stay awake all night,
but I'd be hell mad at myself later today.

There's a lot of songs with birds
in the title or lyrics,

1) I like birds
2) birds are something you shag
3) this little bird
4) there's a bluebird on my shoulder
5) surfin' bird
6) I'm like a bird
7) I thought it was a bird, but it was just a paper bag
8) feed the birds
9) birds come down from skies so blue
10) birdhouse in your soul
I can only think of 10, but inbetween
I did go downstairs and take 2 valarian.

More on this topic later.

Sunday, 6 September 2009

Get excited and make things.

I am meant to be completing
my textiles assignment.
I've done many things but do it.
I finished my crocheted beanie,
which looks more like a beat poet hat,
which of course I love.

I am also listening to the new EELS
album called Hombre Lobo,
which means werewolf.

If fricken amazes me how Mr E can
write lyrics like:

All the beautiful things

everyday i wake up and wonder why
i'm alone when i know
i'm a lovely guy
birds come down from skies so blue
see all the beautiful things you do
why can't i just get with you

everynight i carry out my plan
pray to god that one day
i could be your man

and
a) not know i exist
b) not be married to me
or
c) get away with it, when I can't.

Unfortunately my one and only opportunity
to meet Mr E was last year
and my tour manager friend,
when I asked
said no.

My attempts to be productive,
have gone by the way side.

I did however find this wonderful
take on the WWII poster:

Which was listed on 43 folders.
What sucks for me today?
My procrastination sucks.
"Who it’s for:
* procrastinators
* the easily distracted
* compulsive web-surfers
* people with a long list of very short tasks (a/k/a “mosquitos”)
* people having trouble chipping away at very large tasks"

Speaking of Procrastination,
here's a great animation called
Procrastination


In all serious though,
I need to start chipping away.
Here's what I have so far.



Okay ENOUGH FUCKING ABOUT.

Wednesday, 2 September 2009

All quiet on the stuff front.

Dollface recently hosted a Log Cabin party,
quite a rushed job painting the walls,
but what a fantastic idea.
And it looks like the food
and the fire
is on fire!