Right, everyone settle down.
I will be home just after midnight on Tuesday.
So hold out till then.
Have decided to take a taxi to Liverpool Street,
get on the next Stanstead,
sit at the airport until 11pm.
I have a fucking kitchen sink to bring home with me.
Don't know how to travel light,
have bought 4 pairs of shoes,
16 tops,
2 jeans,
5 new bras,
10 new undies,
3 new jackets,
8 new socks,
5 books,
5 dvds,
5 cds,
1 new watch,
2 new headbands,
a few sweets,
a few gifts,
and Miss Wong.
I can't remember what else.
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