Thieves in the night.

I've noticed my work has been hindered
since losing my stapler remover.

Also on the topic of thieves,
putting a name label on your pen,
doesn't guarantee that it wont get stolen.

I'm hoping that a lion flag might do the trick.

Next, I'm going to attach a bloody tampon.
(Pun intended not actual blood).

HANDS OFF MY STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!