I don't want your money honey, I want your love.

Talked to M this morning,
we've both put the lottery on.

Because its the only way we'll be together.

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This old lady knocked on my door
this morning,
I sneaked up to look
through the peep hole and
her head was bent down and
she just kept knocking.

She eventually gave up.
And ambled upstairs.
I felt a little bad.
But its my door and I'll choose whether
to answer it or not.

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I got the job and I start at the end of the month.
My new desk is next to the front door.
Where everyone can see
which porn sites I look at.

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There's a guy at my work who types with
his two middle fingers.
I'm doing it now and its bloody hard.

Have a go yourself.