Monday, 28 September 2009

What can you do with a sentimental heart?


"Stop giving me the eye."

Happy Monday.

Or not.

Friday, 25 September 2009

Déjà vu

I was just about to say
that I had fallen in love again,
but I've seen Vikki Chu's art work before.
I think the Supermarket picture
was in the New Yorker this year?

Well worth the visit:-
http://vikkichu.blogspot.com/



Wednesday, 23 September 2009

In the future the internet will be fast.

And I thought I'd seen it all.

New verification to prove that you
aren't a machine:



I like it.

Thursday, 17 September 2009

The chase is better than the catch. (or Comments are better than the article)

I wore my mood ring today,
to which M said -
when I asked what the colour meant
-"It means you're moody".

Quick Google search:
As often, the comments are better than the article...

Hey, I just bought this new mood ring and it never changes color. Am I always in the same mood or is my mood ring just broken?

By Kirk
2007-06-25 21:19:32


Kirk? I would like to assume that
he also wears eyeliner and has an emo fringe.

I am wearing a mood ring right now, and I am very sad right now, but it shows no color of sadness? Is my mood ring a fake?

By Lulu
2008-05-26 19:09:51


Lulu, you're a fake!
Is that even your real name?


Why use mood rings instead of saying it ourselves?

By Abigail
2009-05-25 21:17:51


Good call Abigail,
I'm on top of the world.

Mood rings are awesome. I have one on and it always says that I am lovable.

By Sammy
2009-08-07 19:54:38


Pah!


Um hey everyone, My name is Courtney I just started wearing my ring last week and every time i look at it it's a different color what does that mean?

By Scott
2008-08-09 18:46:25


Courtney or Scott...
I change my name according
to the colour of my ring.

Tuesday, 8 September 2009

Most of my favourite people are on telly.

A favourite song.
L.E.S Artistes - Santogold


Comment:
WTF did I just watch??
Love the song... but .... nothing..
WTF did I just watch? I am really..
Random just jizzed on the screen.


Random just jizzed on the screen.
Him? Who?
I love the word jizzed.

Today I also love how Cook
in Skins says;
I focking lowve et. Man.

I've become so attached to Skins,
I'm sad that Series 3 has been and gone...

Remember Sid ahhh.
Ahhh Sid and Cassie...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXWftgXYAzQ
How I miss them.

Hilarity today:
D - Looks at my Terrarium,
and sings...
"Hey, you're playing with my terrarium
Stop playing with my terrarium".
(My Delerium, Ladyhawke).

Monday, 7 September 2009

Birdhouse in your soul.



Now we're going to do tai chi
smoke a pipe
and think about tai chi.

Fucking hilarious.

And the real one,
which has been on my mind since
Monday.






javascript:void(0)


Okay I'm over it now.

I can't believe it's [still Monday].

Monday.
Monday Monday Monday.
Monday.
Monday.

Like Bird in the wee hours
of the morning.
Monday now doesn't look right.

I have been looking at illustration
blogs all day.

John Alan Birch.

I like it a lot.

I've got a crazy headache,
I went here for a
last week, well 2 of them, and a third on Wednesday.
despite my putting more toxins
in my body, cheese, chocolate, pizza, crisps...
a lot of toxins are coming out.
Which is why I have a constant headache.

I highly recommend it.
Why did I mention it?
Oh because I'm dizzy.
I've eaten a 120gram packet of
soy crisps today and
4 cups of coffee.
I'm probably hungry,
but I don't feel it.

Oh yeah illustration.
So I was thinking,
I have a website
called hellojett.com
which has nothing on it.
And I was thinking that maybe
I should [put something on it].

I was supposed to do a Christmas swap,
where I took photos of Christmasey things
around my town and put it into a nice album.
But that's been cancelled.
So maybe I should do it anyway.

Should've-Would've-Could've
probably wont.

Things could have turned out differently

If I hadn't drank too many
cups of coffee today,
I wouldn't be laying awake now
listening to the rain pour down.
I would never have known it even was.

I was laying here wondering if
I shouldn't just stay awake all night,
but I'd be hell mad at myself later today.

There's a lot of songs with birds
in the title or lyrics,

1) I like birds
2) birds are something you shag
3) this little bird
4) there's a bluebird on my shoulder
5) surfin' bird
6) I'm like a bird
7) I thought it was a bird, but it was just a paper bag
8) feed the birds
9) birds come down from skies so blue
10) birdhouse in your soul
I can only think of 10, but inbetween
I did go downstairs and take 2 valarian.

More on this topic later.

Sunday, 6 September 2009

Get excited and make things.

I am meant to be completing
my textiles assignment.
I've done many things but do it.
I finished my crocheted beanie,
which looks more like a beat poet hat,
which of course I love.

I am also listening to the new EELS
album called Hombre Lobo,
which means werewolf.

If fricken amazes me how Mr E can
write lyrics like:

All the beautiful things

everyday i wake up and wonder why
i'm alone when i know
i'm a lovely guy
birds come down from skies so blue
see all the beautiful things you do
why can't i just get with you

everynight i carry out my plan
pray to god that one day
i could be your man

and
a) not know i exist
b) not be married to me
or
c) get away with it, when I can't.

Unfortunately my one and only opportunity
to meet Mr E was last year
and my tour manager friend,
when I asked
said no.

My attempts to be productive,
have gone by the way side.

I did however find this wonderful
take on the WWII poster:

Which was listed on 43 folders.
What sucks for me today?
My procrastination sucks.
"Who it’s for:
* procrastinators
* the easily distracted
* compulsive web-surfers
* people with a long list of very short tasks (a/k/a “mosquitos”)
* people having trouble chipping away at very large tasks"

Speaking of Procrastination,
here's a great animation called
Procrastination


In all serious though,
I need to start chipping away.
Here's what I have so far.



Okay ENOUGH FUCKING ABOUT.

Wednesday, 2 September 2009

All quiet on the stuff front.

Dollface recently hosted a Log Cabin party,
quite a rushed job painting the walls,
but what a fantastic idea.
And it looks like the food
and the fire
is on fire!



Tuesday, 18 August 2009

Forget about super, ignore incredible. It's all about fantastic!

In the future, the internet will be fast.

Can you imagine it?


It's already my favourite film!

Ahh it's going to be wonderful
being so stylishly organised for 2010.




Is there anything better than
clean, crisp pages?

It's in the post,
and as it's only August 2009,
the first thing I'll write in it
is my name,
then my birthday.