Shudder. JUST GIVE YOUR MONEY!

Is it just me or do other people,
shudder when they hear the words
Worlds Greatest Shave for a cure?

Shaving for a cure,
shaving hair.
other peoples dead hair,
all over the floor,
or the alternative
for the less brave,
fat old women,
with spikey hair and a pink stripe,
what sort of people
do this?
What happened to buying a pen
or a daffordil,
or going along to Ramone-a-thon,
to donate to cancer?

Keep your dirty fucking hair,
I don't want to know about it.
Just donate the money!

hmm, someones got a slight phobia of other people's hair.