Airport

I am so utterly lazy,
I have to tell you how much.
Simply because I am embarrassed.

I need to shame myself,
in front of an audience
of 3 random people who typed in the wrong web address.

I am going to Sydney on Friday for the weekend.
This may be to meet two sisters,
or one sister and her friend.

On packing.

Me to self:
I'll just chuck a couple of knickers in a plastic bag.

On the same train of thought,
Me to self:
There's going to be two other girls,
do I really need to bring my own shampoo?