Hula Hula Hula

So last night,
I counted how many revolutions of
hula hooping I could do,
before I dropped it.

Attempt #1
At 550 M came outside and despite my hand going up
to warn him not to come close,
he walked into me.
Bastard.

Attempt #2
1246 revolutions.

Sadly I'm well and truely off
the 72 hour mark.